After many exclusive magazine interviews, 23 autobiographies and 590 reality TV shows finally we can now learn the truth about Katie Price with the launch of Katie Magazine. Like I was under the impression Pricey wanted to go raven black again hair-wise but from the Katie Magazine launch images I can see she is more platinum than ever. You see, so! Many! Lies!
But the real revelation to me was the idea of a multi-millionaire using Impulse body spray. Impulse! Sponsor of all secondary school girl’s changing rooms. The memories of my fellow classmates forever retrieving either a brush to run through their lank tresses or a can of Impulse from their bag to spray liberally are as fresh as the trauma of PE in a sporty school. In my day (this will date me) the Impulse flavour to have was O2, anyone caught still smelling of Vanilla Kisses was frowned upon, “you know she still wears Vanilla Kisses.” It was all about smelling of lemon Cif in the 90s, so CK one. Of course Price reserves Impulse for the demise of spiders; I don’t believe Rentokil can claim such dual uses. Say what you like about Katie, she is bloody enterprising.
Squeamish Kate - who once stood behind Katie Price in Specsavers. She was very small.
Squeamish Kate - who once stood behind Katie Price in Specsavers. She was very small.
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