What? Never seen a Cheese Day bonnet before?
As mentioned before on Squeamish, this month has seen Mother’s Day and International Women’s Day. We didn’t mention that steak and Blowjob day had somehow passed us by. Or rather we’d ignored it. It turns out you can just make these days up! All it takes is a mass of retweets and you, sir, have got yourself a trend or possibly a day. We put our heads together at Squeamish Bikini and came up with some suggested days of celebration…
1. Cheese Day. This shouldn’t need too much explaining, a day you could eat all kinds of cheese, create cheese sculptures and experimental recipes. It would be like Pancake Day but without the backstory. You can thank Squeamish Louise for that one.
2. There’s a little celebrated day called Secretary Day, celebrated (ish) in Europe on the third Thursday of April. We propose the third Thursday of May is dedicated to another group of hard workers, Healthcare professionals. Come the 17th of May be ready to give a passing paramedic or nurse a bunch of flowers.
3. This one is rather topical judging by the sun streaming through the window. Gareth suggests Me Day. There is no date for this, a floating spare bank holiday if you like. On a particularly glorious sunny day you’d be able to phone in work and says you were using it and automatically get the day off hassle and guilt free, rather than just having to stare out of the window while pretending to work.
4. Perhaps Squeamish Louise and Squeamish Sue can co-ordinate on this one; Sue’s suggesting a new version of POETS Day, Please Only Eat Triangular Shapes Day. Cheese can be cut into triangles can’t it?
5. F1 Kate urgently wants a date to draw your attention to Apathy Awaren... whatever.
2. There’s a little celebrated day called Secretary Day, celebrated (ish) in Europe on the third Thursday of April. We propose the third Thursday of May is dedicated to another group of hard workers, Healthcare professionals. Come the 17th of May be ready to give a passing paramedic or nurse a bunch of flowers.
3. This one is rather topical judging by the sun streaming through the window. Gareth suggests Me Day. There is no date for this, a floating spare bank holiday if you like. On a particularly glorious sunny day you’d be able to phone in work and says you were using it and automatically get the day off hassle and guilt free, rather than just having to stare out of the window while pretending to work.
4. Perhaps Squeamish Louise and Squeamish Sue can co-ordinate on this one; Sue’s suggesting a new version of POETS Day, Please Only Eat Triangular Shapes Day. Cheese can be cut into triangles can’t it?
5. F1 Kate urgently wants a date to draw your attention to Apathy Awaren... whatever.
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