2. If I had to name a Lib Dem pub I'd call it the One Step Forward Three Steps Back. A rather lengthy title but appropriate nonetheless. They've not really lived up to their promises and are definitely falling back. Squeamish Nicola
3. A few years ago I'd have suggested The Protest Vote for a Lib Dem pub. But now I suppose I'd call it The Abstainer in honour of all those who don't know who to vote for any more. Obviously if I did ever get to name a pub I'd call it The Bearded Nipple. Squeamish Kate
4. The Pointless Endeavour.F1Kate
5. I've no idea what it should be called, but I know exactly what it should look like. It should look lovely and inviting from the outside - a proper British pub, offering a real beer garden, real ales (and drink deals for students) and decent roasts. However once it's lured you in you find out that the beers gone flat, the drink deals don't exist, the toilets broken and they've flogged off the beer garden.
And you are stuck in there for the next 5 years. Gareth