I can almost forgive Marmite for this, because I do love a bad pun. And Marmite. But really?
Ok, so it turns out they do have a connection to A queen. Not the current one. And the one they sent their whiskey to never replied. But hey! that probably means she LOVED it and was too sozzled to write a thank you note. It's also allegedly Kate Middleton's favourite 'tipple'.
Watching the jubilee on celebrations on TV? Stop! Unless you pay TWENTY FIVE pounds for a specially branded remote you are being dangerously unpatriotic, and risk being fed to a swan.
I can understand that TfL want to get in on the Jubilee act. After all, they're based in London, and so is the royal family. And what says "happy birthday the Queen!" like a cushion that looks like a travelcard?!
And we have a winner! I'm not even sure what to say about this. The Queen likes Mexican food. Maybe. Who knows. Or indeed, cares?