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Friday 5...Classics We've Never Read

18/1/2013

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Ah the classics. Dickens, Austen, the Brontës, Dostoevsky... we know them well. Well...we know of them. Look we know what you're talking about when you bring them up. Maybe you haven't read them either, although when people confess to a hole in their Dickens it is usually coupled with the great expectation everybody present is familiar with his oeuvre. It's quite possible many first year English Literature students fear having to fake sage nodding as people quote from the classics: “well you know what they say...'You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope...I have loved none but you.'” “Tru dat.”  

It is only by second year you realise A) nobody's read anything on the humanities reading list, outside of coincidence and B) people rarely demand you cite author, title and year of publication outside easily googleable environments. This is, of course, no excuse. Here are the classics we have missed out on, feel free to scold us and give us your classic recommendations, what larks we'll have...

1. The worst thing about having a degree in English literature (That may be one of the most pretentious sentences I have ever written. Because literature degrees are such a terrible burden, dontchaknow.) is that it means people think you have read everything. I find myself continually embarrassed by the astonishing litany of works I haven't read - War & Peace; À la recherche du temps perdu; 50 Shades of Grey [not really (not really as in I'm not embarrassed I haven't read it. Because I haven't. Read it.)] But the one author I haven't read who I really feel bad about is Jane Austen. I have read a grand total of 1 of her novels - Northanger Abbey.  I'm familiar with much of the plot and characters from Sense and Sensibility and Pride and Prejudice, but I've never sat down and read either from cover to cover. Why not? Well life is short and full of books I haven't read. But this month marks the 200th anniversary of the publication of Pride and Prejudice, which seems like as good a time as any to resolve to fix this gap. Just as soon as I finish the towering 'to-read' pile on my bedside table... Squeamish Louise

2. It was the best of starts, it was the worst of starts. As a pretentious 7 year old, I settled down with a copy of A Tale of Two Cities and ploughed through to page 14. It bored me shitless. 3 years later, aged 10 (and just as pretentious), I tried again. The attempt stalled on page 14. At the age of 12 I decided to force the issue, and brought only a copy of A Tale of Two Cities to our month-long holiday in rural France. An inveterate bookworm, I reasoned that I would finish the book out of sheer desperation, if nothing else. I was wrong. Stymied once again by page 14, I survived that holiday by reading the complete works of Brian Jacques, which my sister had brought along to read. I tried one last time in my mid-teens. And given that page 14 had become an uncrossable Rubicon, I decided to start with page 15. 16 years later, and I've yet to make it to page 16... F1 Kate

3. I've read a shamefully small number of classics, especially considering I did an English degree at university! I've always looked to the future rather than the past, so I struggle to motivate myself to read to read books that were written before electricity was invented. Even classic sci-fi doesn't do much for me - I just find HG Wells quaint and ridiculous. Frankenstein is probably the only exception I can think of. So in answer to the question I'd probably have to say 'all of them'. Unless you count skimming the first dozen or so pages before going 'eurgh' and rereading a Iain M Banks book. Gareth

4. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens, you have to say it like that because it's the WHOLE title when you include the fancy author. I had to read this book because it was on my reading list for English Literature Module 2 in the first year of university. Not only that, I promised my English Lecturer - I told him I'd read everything on the list apart from that one and he looked me dead in the eye and said: "Promise me you'll read this book. You must! It's very good." Surrounded by books in his study which overlooked the park and the entirety if Glasgow I felt very much at one with the passion of books and study of literature. "Yes! Yes I will!" I exclaimed. I haven't. Squeamish Nicola

5. Everything I know about The Classics (whatever they are) I know from parodies and fan author's prequels and sequels. Sometimes I think, rather like Abba lyrics, we somehow get the collected plot summaries of all The Classics in the womb and emerge aware of the plots in order to get by at all those civilised dinner parties we never go to. I never read Jane Eyre but I read Jean Rhys's Wide Sargasso Sea, PD James left me pretty certain I don't care to read Pride and Prejudice and everything else French and Saunders, Bleak Expectations  and Kate Bush fills in. Squeamish Kate

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F1Kate link
18/1/2013 01:09:12 am

Thing is, I love the classics. I'm going to sound like such a wanker, but my favourite novel is Middlemarch, and my favourite author is Anthony Trollope (I heartily recommend the Palliser novels, although you MUST read them all and in order).

But I hate hate HATE Dickens and Austen with a passion. They are so over-rated. And it's a shame, because once you go off the usual school/uni fare, there's a lot of classic literature to enjoy.

Fan of detective novels? Try Wilkie Collins. Politics and social mobility? Anthony Trollope is your man. Philosophy, ethics, and the advancement of women? George Elliot. Victorian novels are ace. Elizabeth Gaskell is a Marian Keyes type, providing a social message behind a 'chick lit' veneer.

Saying that, neither Henry James nor James Joyce make any sense to me, even though I know I *should* like them.

But then we've also got the whole concept of redefining classics as eras move on. I would class George Orwell and Isaac Asimov as classic authors (of vastly different genres, obvs).

TL;DR? Read more Victorian literature. I will happily recommend stuff.

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Squeamish Kate link
18/1/2013 10:21:37 pm

I was wondering what makes a classics, I think Orwell definitely counts. Big Brother, Room 101, 'some are more equal than others' etc, he created a whole new shorthand in a way. The sign of a classic seems to be a mass knowledge of the content of the book, without having read it.

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19/1/2013 07:50:56 pm

That''s actually a good definition, and not one I'd thought of. But yeah - I guess anything that becomes a cultural archetype is, by definition, a classic.

If I ever lose my memory, can you please make sure I read 1984? I've always wanted to have the experience of reading it for the first time again.

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19/1/2013 05:05:20 am

I love Austen. I think people sometimes get caught up in "appreciating the literary genius" and forget that a lot of it is actually very sharp humour.
A recommendation here for Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier The writing is wonderful, and it's a great story. I enjoy it more every time I read it.

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F1Kate link
19/1/2013 07:53:03 pm

Rebecca is WONDERFUL. Seconded and then some - anyone who hasn't read Rebecca is missing out on a piece of masterful psychological suspense.

Mrs Danvers is such a fantastic character. And what an opening line!

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