2. Random – random does not mean weird. Every time you use the word ‘random’ to describe something you have found a little odd a pig elbows a newt. I know, RANDOM.
3. Literally – Guys, there’s enough going on in the world, or Take a Break magazine, without you claiming to have come back from the dead over embarrassment. You did not literally die; maybe you blushed a little, but nobody died of a rush of blood to the cheeks. It just feels like a distinct possibility at the time.
4. Epic – Oh man, the notion of an epic sandwich should probably be feared. Nobody wants a sandwich that goes on for ages and not only achieves more than you, but does it in an elevated style.
5. Posterity – it’s a sad fact things are being increasingly preserved for prosperity. As if prosperity didn’t already have it all. Posterity, on the other hand, has actually got to think about the future…