2. Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes. Which means you break it by clogging them up. With a hairball or something. Squeamish Louise
3. There is only one known way to break the internet. The first time someone successfully completes downloading ALL of the porn, it will self-destruct in disgust. F1 Kate
4. In order to break the internet, Kim, you have to at least be holding it. Then threaten to drop it. Or stamp on it. Or kick it. Unless of course Kim was implying in that photo that she had... inserted it, or eaten it. Which I don't think she has. Anyway you must be very, very careful with the internet, or all heck could break loose. Kim isn't even typing Google into Google in that photoshoot. Try harder next time. Squeamish Kate