But what will Stuff magazine feature on their covers now to draw in the masses? What do men AND women like looking at if not women in bikinis? We have had a think and come up with these suggestions...
2. Pandas. Baby pandas (bikini-clad if the focus groups deem it necessary) holding gadgets. Or otters, or mini pigs, or ceiling cat, or any of the other animals that have been proven to drive the internet wild with desire. Open the heart and the wallet will follow. F1Kate
3. Remember when The IT Crowd did the sexy geek calendar? Yeah. Do that. OR if in doubt use a pug. In glasses and a tie. Squeamish Kate
4. Stuff magazine is right to change its tacky and dated covers, everyone has an electric toothbrush and knows how to use it and propping it between a pair of boobs is not (as fun as it may be) the manufacturer's intended use. Ok that maybe be a made up example but the need to catch up with the most popular things on the Internet for men AND women is real. By this I obviously mean memes! A different one, possibly with a cat in it, every month with have people rolling around the newsagents in a fit of uncontrollable laugher before they've even picked Stuff off the shelf. Squeamish Nicola
5. Beards are sexy. These magazine sell tech. Therefore, what we really need is lots of photographs of stereos, TVs, tablets and high-end cameras adorned with those sexy, sexy beards. Squeamish Louise